1988-2012!
For 24 years Germany wasnāt on my radar. Berlinās history was something that fascinated me but beyond that it wasnāt a country that appealed to me, I had no reason to want to visit Germany. In reality it was just a country that I knew very little about and perhaps society plays its part in that, itās a country I was more accustomed to hearing the negatives of opposed to the positives.
So when I was in school and had the choice of learning Spanish or German, it was a no brainer. For one I didnāt really plan to visit Germany, secondly I knew Spanish was one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world but perhaps most importantly the playground rumours were that Spanish was the easier language to learn ā which was music to my ears as a relatively lazy student.

2013!
Iād been infected! I had the travel bug and I needed a fix! I started looking in to flights for the Easter weekend but they were inevitably pricey so plan B was to take a train somewhere in to Europe. It was by no means my first choice but somehow I found myself going to Kƶln (Cologne – read me).
It was a city I knew nothing about, in a country I had little interest in, and additionally I couldnāt speak a word of the language. Itās a mystery to me how I ended up here.
I did have a nice weekend in Kƶln but truthfully it had been long enough. It was the first time Iād ever really felt like I was abroad and by the end of the trip I was quite happy to be returning home to the sound of English accents and a common language. It was a good introduction to the country but I hadn’t quite been sold yet.

2014!
Me and a friend were talking about a European getaway andĀ Berlin was somewhere that particularly appealed to us. I canāt say Kƶln had made me fall in love with Germany but nevertheless, having gone my whole life without visiting the country I was now returning for the second year in a row ā madness!!
I was pretty optimistic about Germany though, itād be a little more touristy than Kƶln and easier to get around without speaking any German. Plus it was a city Iād genuinely wanted to visit. If any city could make me fall in love with Germany, surely Berlin was the one.
I loved it! Berlin had won me over and I was sad to be leaving. It was a city I fully intended to return to, something I havenāt actually done yet but is very much on my list to do!

2015!
āThree years in a row? Surely not Jason?ā
Spurs were going to München (Munich) and if there was any reason to visit Germany, football was as good as any. My brief romance with Nicole had also sparked some motivation in me to learn the language.
Obviously things didnāt lead anywhere but whilst Nicole had been the reason to start, it reminded me that I love languages and this time I was learning on my own terms. I wasnāt learning to pass an exam or for a good grade, I was learning German because I wanted to and itās a language Iāve really enjoyed learning.
For this particular trip I was still at a relatively novice stage but it was nice to be going to Germany for the first time with some understanding of the language, even if it was only minimal.
Better yet it was another of Germanyās big cities. Kƶln, Berlin and München are three of the biggest cities in the country but miles away from eachother and I was starting to see the similarities and differences between Germanyās different regions. Berlin hadnāt been a one-off, I loved Bavaria ā Iād been converted in to a Germany-lover! āIch liebe Deutschland!ā

2016!
āNo way! Not a fourth consecutive year?ā
I think learning the language was the game-changer, by this point I was really beginning to appreciate the country. Not only was 2016 my fourth consecutive year visiting Germany but this year even had multiple visits!! I went to Germany in the March, September and October. Twice visiting the Kƶln / Nordrhein Westfalen sort of area for football and the September trip was a return to Bavaria.
Three visits to Germany! Four years ago I hadnāt been to Germany and now Iād been here six bloody times! Thatās insane! My German was much improved, returning to the same places in Kƶln that Iād been to three years earlier and couldnāt speak a word of German in was mind-blowing to me.

2017!
Another two trips to Germany saw 2017 become five years in a row! FIVE YEARS IN A ROW!
I fancied a long weekend away for the May bank holiday and laughably one of the best deals I could find was for a trip to Hamburg, one of Germanyās remaining big cities Iād yet to visit and was increasingly rising to the top of my bucketlist. I wasnāt really intending to go to Germany but it was too good an opportunity to pass up on.
Six months later Tottenham were playing in Germany again. Spurs 4th visit in three years themselves! I was a little reluctant at first because Iād grown rather sick of trips to Western Germany for football so compromised a little and decided Iād split my time between Bremen and Düsseldorf, before visiting Dortmund on the day of the game.
I didn’t really have enough time in Düsseldorf but was sad to head home to London and leave Bremen behind. I hadn’t gone with high expectations but it really surprised me and I quickly fell for Bremen’s charm. It was an 8th trip in 5 years but I really wanted another day or two to enjoy Germany. Who am I?

2018!
āWhere this year Jason?ā
Nowhere! I ended the calendar year without a single visit to Germany! The month long trip to the USA (read me!) consumed a lot of my annual leave for the year and consequently I had fewer overseas trips last year (albeit longer ones).
The realisation that I wouldnāt be visiting Germany hit me towards the end of the year and there was definitely a temptation to just book a short weekend getaway, moreso with everyone on Instagram seemingly visiting the German Christmas markets. Nevertheless I was sensible and saved some pennies, having to settle for a Bratwurst at a Christmas market along the Thames instead. Not quite the same!

2019!
Fear not though because normality is resumed this year and I WILL be returning to Germany at least once this year.
I promised to provide an update following Decemberās Champions League draw (European uncertainty) and despite my prayers to avoid a trip to Dortmund, those prayers fell on deaf ears and the merciless āfootball godsā are sending Tottenham back to West Germany!
Iām trying not to be too pessimistic about it, Iām staying in Kƶln AGAIN and this time the trip overlaps with the Kƶlner Karneval (Cologne carnival) which at least offers a fresh experience to my time in the city. Rather bizarrely though it will mean that Iāve been to Kƶln in March 2013, March 2016 and March 2019. Where this three year rule came from Iām not sure but on the plus side, at least I now know where Iāll be in March 2022!

Will this be the only Germany visit of 2019? Who knows? However I think I neednāt worry about those imminent blue passports, I must be due German citizenship soon, right?
Anyway, Iāll wrap things up here but this nicely leads me in to my next series of posts. Just before Christmas I finished up my series on Georgia (Feb 2016) which was soon followed by a trip to Germany in the March. Stay tuned to hear all about that!
Jason